This brought bile to the back of my throat

Two and a half hours of continuous gang-rape, with an audience.

Better Keep Your Clothes On

I don't even really have a clever statement to hide this link behind.

What I want to know is why this lady was walking with her 7 year old at 5:30 a.m. looking in people's windows.

Book Burnings

Really? Book burning? I didn't think this actually happened anymore.

When is it Pre-emptive Defense and not Nuclear Agression?

Russia is apparently insisting on it's right to use "pre-emptive nuclear strikes" against it's enemies.

Now, do they make this claim only for themselves, for any world power; or for any world power with nuclear capabilities; or for any country period? Where is the line drawn?


I pity Einstein. His grave must be very uncomfortable.

Americans and their coffee . . .

So, a number of years ago, some lady burned herself with McDonald's coffee and got a huge settlement because . . . no one warned her that the coffee was hot. I'm a bit too lazy at the moment to track down a link to the story, but pretty much everyone has already heard about it. It is because of this woman that retailers are now required to warn you, via a label on the cup, that the hot coffee you just ordered is (durp durp) FUCKING HOT.

End of story, right?


Fucking WRONG!

Now, not only do you need a warning not to forget that your hot beverage is hot, but you apparently need instructions as to how to go about not burning yourself.

As a kid, I remember wondering why the hell fruit-roll-up packages came with instructions on how to open and eat them. This is why.


God damnit.