WE LOVE THE HUMAN RACE

Let's face it, the human race is, in general, a tragically comic, often infuriating, endlessly confusing blip on the cosmic radar. Unfortunately, for many of us the things that highlight these attributes are often lost in the morass of "news" dealing with which starlette is dating which douchebag, which fireman just rescued a puppy, and similar such tripe.

In an attempt to balance the "awww" with the "WTF?!" we give you this little gem of misanthropic sarcasm and vitriolic bile.

Enjoy!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

New Health Club Activity: Dodging Bullets

At least, it is if you were working out here yesterday, when a man opened fire inside, killing five women and wounding several others.

In the vein of the typical insane gunman, the man took his own life after expending his ammunition.

Contrary to what doctors tell you, going to the gym CAN be hazardous to your health after all. In Pittsburgh anyway.

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