I'm not taking sides on this. It's new, and who knows what really happened yet?
still . . .
WE LOVE THE HUMAN RACE
Let's face it, the human race is, in general, a tragically comic, often infuriating, endlessly confusing blip on the cosmic radar. Unfortunately, for many of us the things that highlight these attributes are often lost in the morass of "news" dealing with which starlette is dating which douchebag, which fireman just rescued a puppy, and similar such tripe.
In an attempt to balance the "awww" with the "WTF?!" we give you this little gem of misanthropic sarcasm and vitriolic bile.
Enjoy!
In an attempt to balance the "awww" with the "WTF?!" we give you this little gem of misanthropic sarcasm and vitriolic bile.
Enjoy!
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Because it's About Jews, Not Health Care
This video is a perfect example of why the madness surrounding health care reform and the town hall meetings is so personally infuriating. These gatherings are really just providing a forum in which psychos can air out their slimy little prejudices without fear of reprisal (yet).
This poor man controls his anger much better than I would even have attempted to.
This poor man controls his anger much better than I would even have attempted to.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
To Protect and Serve
So, I think this will be the first entry in what I'm going to call the "To Protect and Serve" series, wherein we'll highlight, and possibly discuss, that actions of local police forces, either here in America or anywhere else in the world (but probably mostly in America).
And with that:
A vicious beating and a vacation.
And with that:
A vicious beating and a vacation.
Oh Billy Billy Billy . . . .
O'Reilly just stuck his foot in the fire AGAIN, claiming that unconfirmed sources indicate that GE (parent company to NBC and MSNBC) might essentially be selling bomb parts to the terrorists.
Why?
Because he's pissed off at his far-left counterpart Keith Olbermann again.
Why?
Because he's pissed off at his far-left counterpart Keith Olbermann again.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
The SS Strike Again
So there's theoretically all these rules and regulations and policies and whatnot, all specifically designed to prevent the abuse of power associated with a given form of authority.
Like the police, for instance. They're not allowed to beat you for no reason, right? Right. They're not allowed to arrest you for writing something, even if they don't like it (you know, that whole first amendment thing).
Right?
Right.
Like the police, for instance. They're not allowed to beat you for no reason, right? Right. They're not allowed to arrest you for writing something, even if they don't like it (you know, that whole first amendment thing).
Right?
Right.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Münchausen Madness
What do you do when you have no money and you feel ignored, or you just want to look like a saint?
Poison your children.
Seriously. This woman shouldn't be in jail. She should be hanged. But at least God will forgive her, right? So her family, friends and church probably think.
Poison your children.
Seriously. This woman shouldn't be in jail. She should be hanged. But at least God will forgive her, right? So her family, friends and church probably think.
A Society of Criminals
Mother Jones has a piece up today about the festering penal system in the Golden State.
I am endlessly amused by the cluster fuck that is California law, where smoking a joint at home can land you in a prison that doesn't have any room for you, but child molesters are given parole regularly, rather then being castrated and having their hands cut off, as they deserve.
I am endlessly amused by the cluster fuck that is California law, where smoking a joint at home can land you in a prison that doesn't have any room for you, but child molesters are given parole regularly, rather then being castrated and having their hands cut off, as they deserve.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
New Health Club Activity: Dodging Bullets
At least, it is if you were working out here yesterday, when a man opened fire inside, killing five women and wounding several others.
In the vein of the typical insane gunman, the man took his own life after expending his ammunition.
Contrary to what doctors tell you, going to the gym CAN be hazardous to your health after all. In Pittsburgh anyway.
In the vein of the typical insane gunman, the man took his own life after expending his ammunition.
Contrary to what doctors tell you, going to the gym CAN be hazardous to your health after all. In Pittsburgh anyway.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
DON'T TAZE ME AMIGO!
There have been a lot of articles lately involving cops. Because all cops are the enemy. And yes, I really do believe that. Why?
Because, for example, these dickheads are going to get away with tazing a pregnant woman.
Because, for example, these dickheads are going to get away with tazing a pregnant woman.
Monday, August 3, 2009
Child Porn?
Courthouse News is letting us know about an attorney that's getting away with distributing child porn. Because, really, it's only illegal if you're a peasant.
Post Partum Cannibalism
What do you do when you've got a new kid, you have no money, and you're batshit insane?
Why, eat the little fucker, of course!
Why, eat the little fucker, of course!
When the Real Crime is Getting Injured
Don't you think it's rude when other vehicles get in the way of your illegal street race?
Really the only thing that could have made this worse if the jackass driving the mustang was the one suing his victim.
Really the only thing that could have made this worse if the jackass driving the mustang was the one suing his victim.
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