WE LOVE THE HUMAN RACE

Let's face it, the human race is, in general, a tragically comic, often infuriating, endlessly confusing blip on the cosmic radar. Unfortunately, for many of us the things that highlight these attributes are often lost in the morass of "news" dealing with which starlette is dating which douchebag, which fireman just rescued a puppy, and similar such tripe.

In an attempt to balance the "awww" with the "WTF?!" we give you this little gem of misanthropic sarcasm and vitriolic bile.

Enjoy!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

All children are criminals

As a member of Generation X, I find this particularly disturbing. If a food fight can get you arrested, I wonder what some of my exploits would get a kid today.

The Catholic Church can suck a dick

In a show of childlike petulance, the The Catholic Archdiocese of Washington has essentially threatened to discontinue social service work in the D.C. area if the same-sex marriage laws currently under consideration are passed.


Stay classy, fuckwads.

Friday, November 6, 2009

And AGAIN

This is a breaking story, with no detailed info, so this is all you're getting. If anyone comes across new developments let me know.