WE LOVE THE HUMAN RACE

Let's face it, the human race is, in general, a tragically comic, often infuriating, endlessly confusing blip on the cosmic radar. Unfortunately, for many of us the things that highlight these attributes are often lost in the morass of "news" dealing with which starlette is dating which douchebag, which fireman just rescued a puppy, and similar such tripe.

In an attempt to balance the "awww" with the "WTF?!" we give you this little gem of misanthropic sarcasm and vitriolic bile.

Enjoy!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

It's good to Know Someone

You don't even have to be a cop to be above the law anymore. You just have to be related to them.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Jesus Christ (for reals)

Ok, personally, I'm not a fan of Christianity. If that pisses you off, tough, that isn't the problem here (and actually, I'm defending Godboys on this one). I haven't spent a whole lot of time thinking about this article yet, but here's a start:

- Christmas is, technically and officially, about Jesus (if not specifically about his death). That being said, I fail to understand why anyone even looked twice at this. If anything I would expect this kid to be getting applause for not drawing Santa or Rudolph or whatever, but sticking to the non-commercial, traditional meaning of Christmas. While I suppose it's possible that his intent was missed, that's only to be expected from a 2nd grader who has to pack his intent in to a single image.

- While there is certainly a level of implied violence, it amazes me that THIS image caused such a stir in a society which includes things like GTA, early age neo-nazi propganda, etc. etc. ad nauseum. I don't see any red in this picture. I don't see any wounds. At most I see an attempt to copy one of the most hallowed images of the Christian faith.

- The response level to this seems strange. Suspension? Really? Psychological evaluation? I suppose that would be justifiable if the kid had previously exhibited some kind of violent or otherwise unstable personality traits, but there is no mention of such.


Umm . . . I may have more later.


Update: The school is claiming that not only was the child not suspended, but that no children at all were ever asked to do a drawing reminding them of Christmas or any other holiday.

Monday, December 7, 2009

No One is Safe from the Police

Absolutely NO ONE.


Trust no police officer, anywhere, ever.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

All children are criminals

As a member of Generation X, I find this particularly disturbing. If a food fight can get you arrested, I wonder what some of my exploits would get a kid today.

The Catholic Church can suck a dick

In a show of childlike petulance, the The Catholic Archdiocese of Washington has essentially threatened to discontinue social service work in the D.C. area if the same-sex marriage laws currently under consideration are passed.


Stay classy, fuckwads.

Friday, November 6, 2009

And AGAIN

This is a breaking story, with no detailed info, so this is all you're getting. If anyone comes across new developments let me know.